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Let Me Tell You Why I Don’t Like This Woman

La Crosse, WI, United States / KICKS 106.3
Let Me Tell You Why I Don't Like This Woman

Her name is Mavis Wanczyk, and I don’t like her at all. I’ve never met her, probably never will, but I just don’t ┬álike her. Why? She’s the woman who was the sole winner of over $758 million in the Powerball lottery the other day. Mavis is a 53-year-old hospital worker from Chicopee, Mass. At least, she was until she won it big and told her boss she wasn’t coming in the next day, or any other day for that matter. Can’t blame her for that! So why don’t I like her? Because I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!! That’s supposed to be MY $758 million, Mavis! I was counting on that money, kiddo. I had plans for it. Retire, buy an island in the Caribbean, purchase about 100 acres of prime deer hunting land up north, spread a few million amongst my best friends. But now those dreams have gone up in smoke, Mavis, because you just had to won it, didn’t you. I hope you enjoy my money, Mavis. I guess I’ll just have to wait for next time. (You know I’m just kidding about this, right?) Here’s the video of Mavis accepting her GIANT check:

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