So I got an email the other day from Dr. Digestion. The email said I could get control of my bowel movements, embarrassing gas and digestive issues. First off, I don’t have and “gas issues”. A quick check of their website revealed that they want to sell me some product called “Internal 911 Colon Cleanse.” Apparently, it’s supposed to clean me out. According to Dr. Digestion, we’re supposed to be pooping three times a day to stay healthy. By the way, one bottle of “Internal 911 Colon Cleanse” will run me $129.00, but today ONLY, I can get it for the low, low price of just $49.00! Wow, what a deal! How do we get these stupid emails? I don’t go online asking about colon health and better pooping. If for some reason you’d like to find out more, here’s a link to the site.