You’re gonna think we’re making this one up, but we’re not! 45-year old Janice Smith was arrested by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for supposedly catching a number of squirrels and training them to attack her previous boyfriend. The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was apparently assaulted by the rodents on more than twelve ocassions over the last month. These assaults caused him numerous wounds, including the loss of two fingers. The poor man had no clue why squirrels continued assaulting him until the point when he saw his ex, a previous carnival animal trainer, cheering the creatures during one of the assaults. Smith is facing an assortment of criminal accusations connected to criminal badgering and utilizing creatures as weapons.
And yes, this is her actual mugshot!