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The Top 10 Things I Would Do If I Actually Got Invited To The Royal Wedding

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The Top 10 Things I Would Do If I Actually Got Invited To The Royal Wedding

I’m so sad. I didn’t get an invite to the Royal Wedding! I just don’t understand it, I mean who wouldn’t want me at their wedding, right? I was sure that after Meghan’s dad bowed out I would get the call. But alas, no. Oh well, you probably didn’t either. But it got me thinking about what I would do if I actually did get invited to the spectacle. Hmmm, would I sit there all polite and dignified, or would I be…myself! With that in mind, here’s my list of..

The Top 10 Things I Would Do If I Actually Got Invited To The Royal Wedding

  1. Whisper in the Queen’s ear, “Hey baby, save me a dance, will ya?”
  2. Shout “Woot, woot!” when Meghan comes down the aisle.
  3. Wear a hat just like the Queen’s and tell everyone she should have known better!
  4. Stand up and object just for the fun of it.
  5. Tie tin cans to the horse-drawn carriage.
  6. Photo bomb all the Royal Family pictures.
  7. Bring a 6-pack and tell everyone I thought it was a BYOB reception.
  8. Try to order chicken nuggets and fries.
  9. When Elton John is performing, shout out, “Free Bird!”
  10. Ask for a doggy bag.

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