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10 Reasons Age Three Is More Terrible Than Two

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10 Reasons Age Three Is More Terrible Than Two

The title says it all!  We’ve all heard that 2 is the age of pure hell. But lots of parents know 3 can be just as bad! I found this great list of why 3 is worse than 2:

1. At two, they can barely talk. At three, they never shut up.

2. At two, they cry. At three, they throw temper tantrums so epic, you become convinced that they are possessed by the devil.

3. At two, they’re happy to eat anything you present to them. At three, they eat only three foods, usually consisting of a starch and processed cheese.

4. At two, baths are a ten-minute event, the result of which is a clean child. At three, baths take over an hour, and result in a drenched bathroom, sopping wet mommy, and 16 used towels.

5. At two, they wear diapers that can be changed on your watch. At three, they’re potty trained and the world revolves around their bladders and bowels.

6. At two, they are distracted by a box of Gerber Puffs at the grocery store. At three, they want to dictate your entire food list.

7. At two, they let you dress them, looking innocent and adorable. At three, they insist on picking out their clothes, looking like pint sized versions of mental institution inhabitants

8. At two, they don’t like to get dirty. At three, they thrive on it.

9. At two, you can do things for them, saving infinite amounts of time. At three, they must do everything by themselves, taking FOREVER.

10. At two, manipulation is the last thing on their minds. At three, they own you. And they know it.

So come on, mom and dad, do you agree? LOL.




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